Special Linguistics

February 3, 2010

Rahm Emanuel
bowling for unemployment

Teleprompt & Circumstance

February 2, 2010

Oh teleprompter!
where art though when I need thee?
Vegas, again?


February 2, 2010

Teaser rates were deployed
Credit checks were devoid
       The lenders went nuts
       The banks levered up
And now we’re 10% unemployed


Toyota Corollover

February 2, 2010

Toyota start now
accelerate recall and
stop Corollover

Camelot Sunset

February 1, 2010

Town halls blue and red
A winter of discontent
Brown is the new Ted

Sweet & Sour Deficit

February 1, 2010

Growing China loans
Sweet pork spending fuels today
Sour debt comes our way

Goldman, Tax

February 1, 2010

Blankfein Goldman Sachs
One hundred million bonus?
Goldman Tax bemoan-us